that about sums it up

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Saturday, 13-Jun-2009 16:33:57

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What isPolitics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The president.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. & lt; BR>
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 13-Jun-2009 17:54:45

Yep, that sums it up. LOL

Post 3 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Saturday, 13-Jun-2009 18:45:29

lol wow..

Post 4 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 13-Jun-2009 21:55:18

Awesome yeah that about sums it up.

Post 5 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 0:31:17

omfg, lmfao. I loved this

Post 6 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 0:37:06

Fucking sweet!

Post 7 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 6:03:44

rotfl!. so true!

Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 9:35:30

Very good, thanks.

Post 9 by GoldenPhoenix (Zone BBS Addict) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 10:40:59

Ahahaha!
Cam I love you. :D
That was awesome!

Post 10 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 12:37:57

nice 1 cam, thanks

Post 11 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 13:30:05

awesome. lol

Post 12 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 19:48:36

Lmao! That is very funny, and unfortunately true.

Post 13 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 21:20:31

lmao, Cam, you never disappoint me with your jokes always good ones.

Post 14 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 15-Jun-2009 20:48:01

sounds like us alright.

Post 15 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 3:16:39

LMAO! Fucking awesome.

Post 16 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 4:49:34

Oh my god cam that was funny. Good joke.

Post 17 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 14:17:28

I've seen this one before but still find it funny. If it were Greek politics, you'd have to find someone corrupt and a thief though. Good old ellada.

Post 18 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Saturday, 08-Aug-2009 1:01:10

just omfg. Leave it up to her to bring greek politics into it.

Post 19 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 08-Aug-2009 3:44:21

omg! roflmao!

Post 20 by Queen Rogue (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 08-Aug-2009 4:30:19

lol cam, so so so true, i love it when you make me laugh.

Post 21 by buck_futter (Account disabled) on Saturday, 08-Aug-2009 5:40:33

Amen to that.